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Magnificent Cloud Formation

Have a look at the pictures below—and What they want to tell you

Florence, Italy

Magnificent Cloud Formation

As Frank Slack stood over the Arno river, the combination of the setting sun  and clouds rolling in produced this magnificent yellow and gray sky. 

 

Huntsville, Alabama

Magnificent Cloud Formation

Thomas was lucky enough to witness these low, fast-moving clouds one night over Jones Valley. To produce the blurred effect, he set the camera to a 30-second exposure.

New York, New York

Magnificent Cloud Formation

While walking the Brooklyn Bridge, Ben Brown captured this red sky moment minutes after a summer shower soaked the city

 

Rio Vista, California

Magnificent Cloud Formation

Looking out toward Mount Diablo from the patio of her home, amateur photographer Rebecca snapped this mixture of red clouds and a blue sky. 

Walla Walla, Washington

Magnificent Cloud Formation

When the sun is unusually high and the temperature is hot, sometimes a circumhorizontal arc like this one forms—which was immortalized by Lynn Suckow one summer afternoon.

Valencia, Spain

Magnificent Cloud Formation

According to Marialuisa Wittlin, these lens-shaped clouds loomed over the mountains all day and she was able to get a shot of them before the sun finished setting—when this lovely scene disappeared.

Buskerud, Norway

Magnificent Cloud Formation

For almost an entire month in January 2008, these nacreous clouds—which are known for their mother-of-pearl colors and only form in frigid temperatures—graced the Scandinavia skies. 

 

Central Illinois

Magnificent Cloud Formation

When sunlight is diffused through thin clouds with uniform water droplets, it produces vivid colors like these in the photo above—a phenomenon called iridescence.

Looks, not cars, impress girls the most!

Looks, not cars, impress girls the most!  Yes its true.

It's time for men to keep away the wallets and save some cash, for a new study has claimed that expensive cars don't impress the girls. In fact, if a man is good looking then he requires no moolah to attract the opposite sex.

Looks, not cars, impress girls the most!

The surprising findings, commissioned by SBS TV show Top Gear Australia, showed that a man having a mid-life crisis did not impress the ladies with his expensive Porsche, unless he was accompanied by a beautiful young woman.

Looks, not cars, impress girls the most! 

To reach the conclusion, researchers measured changes in the brain responses of women towards a range of men depending on the car they drove, reports News.com.au. The study tested the reactions to a luxury sports car, a ute, a 4WD, a hotted-up street car and a vintage classic.

Looks, not cars, impress girls the most! 

The study found that the attractiveness of the 'average Joe' family man improved dramatically in almost any of the cars, whereas the 'good-looking surfer' remained very attractive to women even without a vehicle.

Looks, not cars, impress girls the most! 

The experiment, conducted by Neuro Insight, aimed to explore the argument, 'does the car maketh the man''. 'Pretty much every car made the family guy look better'', Peter Pynta from Neuro Insight said. 'If you're a good looking bloke, don't even worry about it,'' he said.

Looks, not cars, impress girls the most!

Life in IT !- The Wild side (No Harm Meant...Just Funny)

A typical Team Lead !

 

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Manager hunting for a new Resource

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Team Work ! Together we fall , together we rise

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Tester after missing a defect !

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A developer relaxing after a frustrating day at office

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A typical tech talk

 

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Performance Review meeting with manager

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Need not say ………….A typical onsite Client!

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Team outing !

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Developer after a bug is found in code!

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Overtime at Office !

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Applying for Leave

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Managers reaction on Leave application

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Hidden Meanings in Company Talks

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.


When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.


When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.


When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.


When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.


When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.


When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.


When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

ASTROLOGY|Something to know about yourself

 

TRY THIS AND DON'T CHEAT!!!!
TAKE CARE..
You have to answer quickly as the first
answer that comes to mind is the one to take.
Ready? GO!
1. Which is your favorite animal amongst these three?
a. cat?Huh?  b. bird? Huh c. dog
2. What's your favorite color?
a. pink.Huh?b. white????c.black
3. The name of a person of the same sex.
4. The name of a person of the opposite sex.
5. Do you prefer the mountains or the beach?
6. Do you prefer sunrise or sundown?
7. Your preferred number between 1 to 10.
8. Your favorite plant is:
a. red rose?? b. fern?? c. dead plant
9. Your favorite season is:
a. spring??? b. winter??? c.summer
10. Now make 2 wishes.....
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RESULTS:
1.
a. cat:?you love yourself more than anything
b. bird:?you love to hear yourself talk
c . dog:?you let others come first.
2.
a. pink you are an extrovert
b. white:?you are a classic
c. black you live on a tight rope
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The name is your good luck charm
4. You become very, very close to this person
5. Mountains : a marriage that has everything
Beach:?a very calm marriage
6.
Sunrise : you are a morning person and you do a lot of things
Sundown:?You are a romantic & you change partners quite happily
7.

The number that you chose is the number of months it will take you to meet the love of your life
8.
Red rose a good life, but sometimes thorny
Fern a predictable and sure life
Dead plant:?you are sick!!
9.
Spring:?You're a romantic
winter: you're a sweet talker
summer: You have a bit of everyone in you.
10.
If you do not post further u will have  unlucky day and if ur wish will come true....

JOKES

 

PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL

Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
Regards,
Project Leader
e-mail two Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.
Regards,
Project Leader

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
"Oh, well never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained.
"She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts."
He continued, "She communicates well and I act like I’m listening."

A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out a gun and robs the bank.
But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me Rob this Bank?"
The customer replies, "Well, yes!"
The bank robber raises his gun, points it at his head and shoots him.
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, "DID ... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB... THIS... BANK?"
The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."

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    Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

    A Sardarji goes to a Chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
    Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

    Fastest Trains in the World

    A list of the fastest trains in the world from China's CRH2 to France's TGV!

    CHINA's CRH2

    The CRH2 is one of the high-speed train models in China. The CRH2 is a modified E2-1000 Series Shinkansen design, and represents the second Shinkansen train model to be exported, the other being the 700T series for Taiwan High Speed Rail.

    TAIWAN 's THSR

    The Taiwan High Speed Rail (traditional Chinese: 台灣高速鐵路, also known as the THSR) is a high-speed rail network that runs along the west coast of Taiwan. It is approximately 335.50 kilometers (208 mi), and runs from Taipei City to Kaohsiung City. It began operation on January 5, 2007.

    KOREA 's KTX
    The Korea Train eXpress (KTX) is South Korea's high-speed rail system. It is operated by Korail. The train's technology is largely based on the French TGV system, and has a top speed of 350 km/h, limited to 300 km/h during regular service for safety. On December 16, 2004, the Korean-made HSR-350x achieved an experimental top speed of 352.4 kilometers per hour.

    JAPAN 's SHINKANZEN

    Japan's main island Honshu is covered by a network of high speed train lines that connect Tokyo with most of the island's major cities and Fukuoka on the island of Kyushu. Japan's high speed trains (bullet trains) are called shinkansen and are operated by Japan Railways, often abbreviated as JR.

    SPAIN 's AVE

    AVE, an acronym for Alta Velocidad Española (literally, "Spanish High Speed," but also a play on the word ave, meaning "bird" in Spanish), is a service of high speed trains operating at speeds of up to 300 km/h (186 mph) on dedicated track in Spain.

    UK 's EUROSTAR

    Eurostar is a high-speed train service in Western Europe connecting London and Kent in the United Kingdom, with Paris and Lille in France, and Brussels in Belgium. In addition, there are limited services from London to Disneyland Resort Paris (Gare de Marne-la-Vallée - Chessy) and seasonal destinations in France. Trains cross the English Channel through the Channel Tunnel.

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    FRANCE ' TGV

    The TGV (train à grande vitesse, French for "high-speed train") is France's high-speed rail service developed by GEC-Alsthom (now Alstom) and SNCF, the French national rail operator, and operated primarily by SNCF. Following the inaugural TGV service between Paris and Lyon in 1981, the TGV network, centred on Paris, has expanded to connect cities across France and in adjacent countries. It holds the record for the fastest wheeled train, having reached 574.8 km/h (357 mph) on 3 April 2007,and also holds the world's highest average speed for a regular passenger service. TGV is a registered trademark of SNCF.

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    Super Special

    India might not have the fastest trains, but it definitely carries the most number of people at the same time!
    Indian Railways has a total state monopoly on India's rail transport. It is one of the largest and busiest rail networks in the world, transporting eighteen million passengers daily and more than two million tonnes of freight daily. IR is the world's largest commercial or utility employer, with more than 1.6 million employees.

     

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    Best Friends week!

    Think about this for a minute...
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    If  I happened to show up on your door step  crying,
    Would  you  Care?
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    If   I called you and asked you to pick me up because  something  Happened,
    Would  you come?
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    If I  had one day left, to live my life;
    Would  you be part of  That  last day?
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    If I  needed a shoulder to cry on,
    Would  you give me  Yours?
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    Do  you know what the relationship is between your  two eyes?
    They  blink together, they move together, they  cry together,
    They  see things together and they sleep  together,
    BUT  THEY NEVER SEE EACH  OTHER...  
    that's  what friendship is. 
    Life  is  lonely without  FRIENDS.
    It's  'world best friends week'.
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    Send  this to all Your good friends.
    Even  me, if I am one of them..
    See  how many you get back.
    If you get more than 3 then you really are a lovable person...
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    Save the Earth... it's the only planet with Chocs & Cakes to share that love!!!!