Banta Sing: u get marry with Santa after my death. Wife: but why? Banta: He is ur no 1 enemy. Banta: this is only way to take revenge with Santa Singh.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
A Sardarji goes to a Chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
