Ranbir Kapoor plays the lead role in Yash Raj Films Rocket Singh Salesman of the Year. The film went on floors on May 2.This marks the coming together once again of the Chak De India director/writer combination of Shimit Amin and Jaideep Sahni in a funny coming-of-age movie, set in the new Indian economy. The movie is set to release in December 2009.The above photograph explains Ranbir's unkempt look at the polling booth last week.
Jokes
A story of Engineer....
Hi,
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
Doctor: are you an engineer?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are an engineer. Come man, no one
can treat you better than me.
Ritesh