JOKES & SMS
- Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!
- A physiological study has proved that all the fools, donkeys, monkeys used their thumbs to read the messages. Don’t change your finger know its too late.
- This sms can only be read by someone SMART, Try again, again, Maybe you are.. just not smart?? One more time. Hey don't force it ugly!!!
- A Rose Is Always A Rose Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend Either You Are In Central Jail Or In Mental Hospital
- Was worried because in a Dream last night i saw All the Devils of the world have died, Can you send me only 1 sms to make me sure that you are Still Alive?
- Whnevr Likable Ppl Cross My Mind I Always Hve Such Pleasant Thoughts Of You U Always Bring Sch Happiness & Joy Those Who Lift Me Up Are Very Few ..
Three Influential Humans
God was fed up. In a crash of thunder he/she yanked up to Heaven three influential humans, George Bush, Russian President, and Bill Gates. "The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed.
"You each have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the world." Then, with another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth.
Bush immediately called in his cabinet. "I have good news and bad news," he announced grimly.
"The good news is that there is god. The bad news is Gods really mad and plans to end the world in a week."
The Russia President announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a god after all. The worse news is Gods mad and is going to end the world in a week."
Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed.
"The better news is we don't have to fix Windows Vista."
